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guy:

wtf is he supposed to be beating his meat

guy:

wtf is he supposed to be beating his meat

1950
Person A : -enters a shop- Hello, can I talk to your boss please?
Employee : Sure! -calls the boss-
Boss : Hello.
Person A : Good day sir. I came because I saw your note at your front door. And I'm looking for a job.
Boss : Good, you're hired.
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The Sims
Sim A : -gets on the computer- A-haaaa! - sees an interesting job offer - -- Clicks ok -
Sim A : - Already hired, starts the job tomorrow -
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Reality
Person A : Hello, I'm Person A and I'm looking for a job.
Employer : I see on your CV that you never worked before?
Person A : Well, I just achieved my studies...
Employer : Sorry, you have no experience.

pokemondaycares:

'oh gross it's dark chocolate i hate dark chocolate' 

good

give it to me

dendropsyche:

Oh, wait, you said ”SEND NUDES”? I thought you said “SEND NUKES” hahaha whoops uh i guess you should evacuate your city or something

youngparis:

Cocoon and Evolved Metallic Mechanitis Butterfly Chrysalis from Costa Rica

filikitty:

Did somebody offend you on Twitter? Then you are the problem, and you need to get over it.

(…) On Twitter, you have an unfollow button. You have a block button. You have a choice. You can choose to be offended, or you can choose to be something else. You know, like indifferent. Tolerant. Accepting. Cool. Taking offense is not an involuntary act like falling in love or laughing. You are responsible.

So suck it up, roll with it, and move the hell on.

Applicable also for Tumblr and any social network. Read the article & take notes, everyone.

despairelsa:

akapost:

so fucking cute

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A-KA

Really, really cute.

punkdraco:

thelongarmofthelaw:

drowningheta:

queerpotters:

punkdraco:

he is so smart

wonderful Potter

with his scar

and his broomstick

- actual canon line by Draco Malfoy

#’you have told me this at least a dozen times already’ - actual canon reply by lucius

Is there a link to proof…

(it’s not actually canon)

xcuse you

are you calling me a liar