Cleverly Named Blog

stephenhawqueen:

"kids arent being social now a days because of those brain washing phones" what the fuck do you think we’re doing with the phones. do you think we just stare at the number pad. do you think twitter is just a one way text from a robot bird.

jesusinc:

jesusinc:

when i was 4 i stepped on a wet carrot 

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darrynek:

i’m in AP lunch

adrians:

thought I’d try this out

marinashutup:


my brother blocked me on twitter and i’m really upset because his tweets are pure gold

marinashutup:

my brother blocked me on twitter and i’m really upset because his tweets are pure gold

talentlesshuman:

Artist: Yuumei

please source things

kid: dad whats a 69
dad: well son, a 69 is when two people who love each other very much get together with a 6 and a 9 and a 5 6 7 8 [spotlight turns on] [dad breaks into jazz number]

tacodwell:

I remember when I was a fetus I used to sneak out at night while my mother was sleeping

dutchster:

do parents feel offended when their kids call themselves ugly like hey those are my genetics you’re talking about