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djtrimal:

*watches Netflix

*looks at clock

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*watches Netflix

bamfneblake:

Dracula asks the important questions.

mortten:

lettuce umbrella

mortten:

lettuce umbrella

did-you-kno:

Source
lubricates:

Praise our Lorde Jesus Christ. 

lubricates:

Praise our Lorde Jesus Christ. 

iguanamouth:

youre gonna look so goddamn cool

meladoodle:

this is bullshit

meladoodle:

this is bullshit

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom